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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it 15 miles before she's too tired to go any farther and drowns. The blonde gets 19 miles away from the deserted island, decides she's too tired to go any farther, and swims all the way back to the deserted island.
Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A. You can park in the handicap zone.
Q. How did the blonde die ice-fishing?
A. She was run over by the zambonis machine.
Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear?
A. "Thanks for the refill!"
Q. Why do blondes have more fun?
A. They are easier to keep amused.
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