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Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't hear anything from the blondes upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight ahead. She says, 'What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!'
One of the blondes looks up and says,
'Yeah, but you've got a driver!'
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, "Cruise Special -- $99!". She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, "I'd like the $99 cruise special, please."
The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a large inner tube, then drags her out the back door and downhill to the river, where he pushes her in and sends her floating.
A second blonde comes by a few minutes later, sees the sign, goes inside, lays her money on the counter, and asks for the $99 special. She too is tied to an inner tube and sent floating down the river.
Drifting into stronger current, she eventually catches up with the first blonde. They float side by side for a while before the first blonde asks, "Do they serve refreshments on this cruise?
The second blonde replies, " They didn't last year."
One day a blonde woman was down on her luck
and she needed a quick way to get money.
She saw some kids playing and thought "Hey!
Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for
ransom!" So she creeps up and snatches one.
So she began to write a note: "I have
kidnaped your son and I will give him back
if you put 10,000$ on the north side of the
tree in the park.
She sticks the note on the kid and sends him
home. The next day she goes to the north side
of the tree and in a paper bag was 10, 000$.
But there was a note inside saying: "How
could you do this to a fellow blonde!?!"
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game.
At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see
if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11?
She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats incorrect.
All of the blondes in the stadium chanted "Give her another chance, give
her another chance!" So the host agrees and said, "ok how about 5 plus 5."
She answers and says 20. Again all the blondes chanted give her another chance,
give her another chance. So the host agrees again and says, ok last chance,
what is 2 plus 2. The blonde says 4! and the audience says Give her another chance
give her another chance!
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when
they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and
stood over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just
stood their, when she said "Oh i know."
So she when in the car and rumaged through
her purse and came out with what looked
a bottle. She poured it on the rabit and they both
got in the car. Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a
little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved,
hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife
and said "Honey, what did you pour on
His wife just said "Hair Restorer
with a permanent wave."
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