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Three blondes are stranded on an island.
A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish.
So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart
so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army.
The second blonde says that she wants to be even smarter so she finds a flair and sets it off.
The third blonde says that she wants to be even smarter than both of them, so the fairy changes her
hair color to black and she says," Let's go over the bridge."

Rating: 3.0 |

Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it??

A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!

Rating: 3.8 |

Why can't blondes make Kool Aid?
Because they can't figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.

Rating: 1.8 |

A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?"
The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes."

The next day she came back as a red head and asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, "Sorry we don''t sell to blondes."

She replied, " I came in here as a brunette and a red head. How do you know I am a blonde?"
"Because that is not a TV, it''s a microwave."

Rating: 4.6 |

A blonde's house is on fire. She runs outside and yells, "Help me! My house is on fire! What do I do?!"

Someone else yells, "Call 911!"

The blonde yells back, "What's the number?"

Rating: 2.8 |

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