Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis?
A: She's still looking for a lake with a slope.
Q: What is a blonde's definition of a naval destroyer?
A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.
Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size?
A: Silicone chips.
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.